What will 2023 bring for your sex life?
We all love a bit of astrology and here at Fierce Kitty we’re no different. 2023 is upon us and we’re hoping for a year of positivity, sexual exploration and pleasure. Let’s see if the stars agree…
What’s in retrograde and what does it mean?
We’re sure you’ve heard of the dreaded Mercury retrograde. There may have been periods of 2022 where you accidentally sent a risky text to the wrong person, fell out with your bestie over something insignificant or just felt out of sorts. These times could have aligned with Mercury being in retrograde. The term retrograde comes from the Latin word for ‘retrogrades’ or ‘backward step’. This is the astrological phenomenon where Mercury is not moving forward with its usual momentum and appears to move backwards across the sky. We say appear, however, as this is not in fact the case but an optical illusion; Mercury moves faster round the sun than the Earth. During this time you can expect communication issues, travel mishaps and frustrations of all kinds.
When will Mercury be in retrograde in 2023?
- December 21, 2022 to January 19, 2023 in the earth sign Capricorn
- April 21 to May 14 in the earth sign Taurus
- August 23 to September 15 in the earth sign Virgo
- December 13 to Jan 1, 2024 in the earth sign Capricorn and the fire sign Sagittarius
What to expect from Mercury retrogrades of 2023
January 2023’s retrograde
2023 begins with Mercury being in retrograde (typical!) It may feel difficult to start new projects or stick to those resolutions you’ve made. One resolution you can easily keep is making time for yourself and your own self-pleasure. Disrupt Mercury’s retrograde in style with our ‘Leo’ toy, designed specifically for clitoral play. How about you mix fire and water and take Leo into the bath. Our Leo toy is completely waterproof and will make for a bathtime like you’ve never had before. What more could you want in January?
April 2023’s retrograde
The second retrograde that occurs this year is in the earth sign Taurus. At this time, we may be asked to reevaluate our spending habits. A top money saving tip we suggest at this time is to simply stay in with your favourite toy! Crafted with super-smooth,body safe silicone, the Capricorn wand vibrator is one that can be used alone or with a partner. Can you imagine anything better than cosying up with a film and experimenting with five levels of intensity and six different vibrations options? We can’t!
August 2023’s retrograde
The summer’s retrograde is in Virgo, a time when anxieties can manifest themselves as well as the desire to spend time alone. During this time, you may feel weighed down by the expectations and emotions of others. It’s important to protect your energy during this time and what better way to do this than spending some quality, self-pleasure time? Super-queit and ideal for solo sessions, our Pisces toy is perfect for vulva owners. Designed to mimic the sensation of finger motion, this hands-free toy will deliver vibrations where they’re needed most. Of course, Pisces is waterproof and again ideal for bathtimes. Ignore the World for a while and immerse yourself in an earth shattering climax.
December 2023’s retrograde
During this time, Mercury will glide from Capricorn back into Sagittarius. This planetary dance may cause disruptions to your all important holiday plans. But fear not! All it takes is a little planning, giving yourself time to deal with any delays or disruptions that come your way. Why not also plan ahead for some playtime during your holidays? Pack any of our range of toys to bring some much needed pleasure during times of travel upset.
Mercury’s retrograde periods may seem a little doom and gloom but we’re here to help. Our top tip for 2023 is to go with the flow and see where your heart takes you, and who knows, maybe it could take you to a whole new realm of pleasure and exploration. Show Mercury who’s boss!